Unfortunately, like all good things in this world, this blog must come to an end. This will be my last blog post on Rants From Worlds Smartest Monkey. Please do not cry, your making it worse. I am unable to continue ranting as i have been diagnosed with .................... Vaginal Rash. I was surprised too when the indian doctor said it, he said it quite quick so at first i assumed he was calling me Vajay Raj but alas it was not so. Now i have to live with the ugly burden of having vaginal rash. Since vaginal rash prevents me from typing sentences as i have to constantly scratch, my blog has been ended with a career ending injury.
To all the readers that stuck with me through the good times and the bad times, I thank you. Now to the future. What will happen to happyhobo now? Will he find a job? Will he become rich? Will he cure his vaginal rash? Find out in the next episode of "The young and the happyhobo"
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http://www.kbabslive.com/ will cure all your problems, in fact, kbabslive has so much goodiness that reading it 5minutes a day is scientifically proven to prolong life and cure erectile dysfunction.
http://stickmanunlimited.blogspot.com/ will not do anything useful.
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