Rants from worlds smartest monkey

Rants and stuff because writing a blog is healthier than masturbating everyday and then getting blisters. *updated weekly unless i find free food. Funny Rant Blog. If you don't laugh, you must have Aids-serious stuff.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Last Rant

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Unfortunately, like all good things in this world, this blog must come to an end. This will be my last blog post on Rants From Worlds Smarte...
Wednesday, October 6, 2010

tips on life

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Listen civilian, heres a tip to help you save money. When your buying items from a small business. Try to chat up the owner, if you do so,...
Friday, September 3, 2010

Prostitute Experience

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I cheated on my hand last night. To celebrate a special event, me and my friend headed to a brothel to get some sticky yicky. We arrived at ...
Saturday, August 28, 2010

Deep Philosophical Thinking

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So we live in a materialist society, everyone wants RICHES! MONEY! WEALTH!. What happens at the end? We all die and leave this world the sam...
Sunday, July 4, 2010

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Once upon a time in a land far far away there lived a old man who was a farmer he toiled and labored all day but never made much money on...
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