Blog update

Been busy so i apologise for the long delay in posting. Anyways got a new job selling fitness equipment at a shopping mall. My duties involve getting peoples attention as they are walking by and then making them purchase fitness equipment that they will probably use once and then let it gather dust.

I work next to a female fashion boutique, so that means i have to listen to corny love songs 8 hours a day. Lately however, they are doing a Justing Breiber promotion so that means I have to listen to that fag sing 8 hours a day. Its like listning to a constipated transexual.

There are many methods we use to gather peoples attention. One of this is standing on a vibration platform where very single piece of your body jiggles. When people ask me what i do, i tell them i jiggle my ass for a living.

Going to attend a company dinner tonight, not looking forward to the faggotry that I will have to partake in.