So today I met an old acquaintance of mine and having not seen him for a long time i presented my hand in an effort to make a friendly gesture. What occurred next is the reason why we cannot have nice things. I'll describe him-White male 31 years old. I extended my hand preparing for a man shake but as my hand met his, he pulled back so only our fingers were touching. Please relax you are not reading erotic literature. The handshake then became one of those gangster handshakes..
What has our society come to, are we not able to make a normal handshake? The handshake became very awkward as he did his finger clicking and slapping my hand. I did not know how this primitive form of handshaking works but apparently this is how men shake hands. If observed from faraway, one might think that we are playing hand clapping games. Next time if you cannot shake a hand like a man, I will commit acts that are illegal in certain parts of this planet.
Another thing that really bags my nuts is when people call me bro or cuz. I am not your relative.You did not come out of my mothers/auntie's vagina. Please do not call me bro. Ok ho? you know yo. Sorry..... The best cure to anything is prevention. So one must identify a bro therefore able to avoid a bro. Bro's share common fashion traits as well as behaviour. Common signs you may be interacting with a bro includes:
# Upturned collars for purposes other than sun protection.
# Enough cologone to drown a household pet.
# Cannot talk in constructive sentences and ending words prematurely.
These three signs are the major ones...watch out!
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