Shaving the mane off the Lion

I have done it, "I cut the mane off the lion", "deforested the amazon".My lucious pubes have all been shaved off. Now my penor looks like a monk. I gotta say, there are many advantages to shaving my pubes which i will outline below.

1. Increased visual penis size: shaving my pubes definately makes my penis look bigger. Increased ego.

2. Prevented a pubic revolution: Had i let my pubes continue growing, sooner or later my pubes would have overtaken and overthrown my penis. This is due to the fact that i have straight pubes. What has the world come to if penis hair is longer then the actual penis!

3.  Save money on shampoo: When i wash my hair, i also wash my pubes to keep it in its own lucious glory. Now that its gone, i save money on shampoo. Wait, am i the only one that shampoos my pubes?

That is all. Very random but thought i'd let you guys know.........

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Internet Adventure Last part

So the end of the journey has arrived. the last bit is to email facebook username:redninjaman. He/it/she says that, well email redninjamanyou lazy bums and find out yourself. On a side note. New blog posts coming soon!

Internet Adventure Part 3

Alright, the truth is nigh! I discovered the fetish in the picture was ninjas- was hoping to see boobies but severely let down (you had to highlight the picture in internet explorer). I just got this message after sending the email..

Congratulations Mr Hobo on finding the second clue. Your last clue lies in "Vietnam". Mirrors reveal what others cannot see. What has a penis and 2 testicles?

After you have discovered the last word, combine that with all three words discovered before to find the facebook username. Send me this message and i will reply to you:
"What are you playing?"