Today was quite an uneventful day. On the way to work, on the train. Sitting opposite me was a man with his zipper undone and his balls hanging out. At first glance, i could not identify what it was between his white pants but upon closer inspection, i was scarred for life and public transport. I do not know what event in this world would entice one to let their balls hang out. Could it be public nudity? If so, why was his penis not hanging out? Just the two sacs of lovejuice. Could it have been an accident? It would be folly to not feel your testicles clamped by a zipper. So that made me question what was this man's motives?
Why would one just let their family jewels dangle? Freeballing i believe is the testicle i mean technical term but this guy has taken it to new levels. Apparently this guy was too cool for underwear. Anyways, next time you sit on a public train or bus seat.Remember, one man's sweaty balls was there before you.
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