I had dinner early, ate some fried food in preperation for the alcohol im about to consume. Wasn't very eventful, waiting for friend to call me. Watched Simpsons Movie. At 9.30 friend rings, so i go to his car and we head to the nearest bottle shop which was in the ghettos. Buy some french vodka-i didnt know french people drank man drinks.... Anyways we picked up my friends friend, he got munchies so we got some burgers. Then off to the club where our dreams will come true!!!.
Being tightarses, we drank the vodka inside the car. 36 standard drinks shared between me and buddy in less than half hour. Immediately after 5 minutes alcohol takes effect and fat girls walking past became "America's next top model." I was 1/78th sober so i suggested we get some harpoons so we can catch these whales(very logical). Start singing random songs to random strangers. Chit chat two ladies. Head into club. I danced like mc hammer to rock music and was grinding onto all types of chicks. Black out(i don't remember anything). Come to talking to two girls outside. About to pickup then friend start vomiting. Night over because bouncer kick our ass. Thanks god for your crafty cockblocks :).
Anyways thought i'd share that with you guys.
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