All about happyhobo 2

When Happyhobo was born, his father had a dream that one day, Happyhobo would become a super famous sports star. No one cares about happy hobos dreams so since the infant years, Happyhobo has been training excessively to become a sports star. The only problem was Happyhobo has absolutely no motor skills and couldn't crawl as a kid. You'd think that not being able to crawl was a hint that Happyhobo shouldn't play sports but reality does not apply to Happyhobo's father.

Once when Happyhobo was in high school he learnt a very valuable lesson which he shall share with you. The story involves a boy named Malvin who bullied a younger boy. Now the younger boy had an older cousin who was pretty well connected called Ibrahim. Ibrahim was angry that Malvin bullied his younger cousin so with a bunch of boys, Ibrahim found Malvin and told him to apologise. Malvin believing that he was in the right side and ignoring the fact he was outnumbered 30 to 1 refused. Ibrahim gave him one last chance to apologise but since Malvin refused the first time, Ibrahim told him to get on his knees this time and say sorry. Once again Malvin refused. Then with extreme velocity Ibrahim swung his arm around and punched Malvin in the face. Malvin lost some teeth and now looks somewhat like Happyhobo. So the moral of this story is: if you have a big ego, you better have a big dental plan. Congratulations, you just wasted 2 minutes of your life listening to a useless story.

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These last few years leading up to our current time, Happyhobo has been doing some travelling around the US where he has met some wonderful people and some not so wonderful people. These days, you will find Happyhobo not doing anything productive for humanity and talking in third person.

#happy hobo would like to thank his loyal readers(stalkers). Im also working on something new that will be unveiled soon!

All about happyhobo

Now its getting personnal so readers, today, i will reveal all about me! But wait, why so serious? its no fun if i just give you the facts. Instead, I'm going to riddle this post with riddles so stalkers will have to go to extra effort to find me.

Happyhobo was born on the same day as Rachel Bilson from the OC.(only famous person i could find.) Happyhobo's dad was a electric technician who later proceeded to sue a condom company-this however is not relevant here OK? Happyhobo's mother was a ninja who is very good at math. The result of a electrician and a ninja spawned a Happyhobo as noted in Einstein's theory of "how to generate a Happyhobo".

Happyhobo moved to a new country where there are lots of dangerous cute animals such as the cuddly koala that really have deadly sharp claws and kangaroos. Due to the cuteness of kangaroos, Happyhobo in his youth thought it would be fun to approach one and feed it. The result was being chased by a kangaroo and getting kicked by something of the same height.

Since the tender age, Happyhobo always showed signs of being "different." The use of the word different is a kind analogy, using a more descriptive word-"stupid" would be more relevant. Once during a game of hide and seek, the opponent hid behind Happyhobo and chanted "come find me."Being the intelligent person happy hobo is,Happyhobo began a fruitless quest in finding a person hidden behind him never once bothering to look back.

Happyhobo was also scared of water. Happyhobo's father tried to man Happyhobo up and told Happyhobo a story about how he had learnt swimming.-"Son, when i was your age, somebody kicked me into a lake and i learnt how to swim." To this, happy hobo relied"i don't think he was trying to teach you how to swim...." Despite years of swimming lessons, Happyhobo never learnt how to swim until one day at the beach. A fin protruded from the water and the theme music from Jaws started playing. Panic everywhere but that didn't affect Happyhobo, because for now, Happyhobo was swimming faster than Michael Phelps.

To be continued........