All about happyhobo 2

When Happyhobo was born, his father had a dream that one day, Happyhobo would become a super famous sports star. No one cares about happy hobos dreams so since the infant years, Happyhobo has been training excessively to become a sports star. The only problem was Happyhobo has absolutely no motor skills and couldn't crawl as a kid. You'd think that not being able to crawl was a hint that Happyhobo shouldn't play sports but reality does not apply to Happyhobo's father.

Once when Happyhobo was in high school he learnt a very valuable lesson which he shall share with you. The story involves a boy named Malvin who bullied a younger boy. Now the younger boy had an older cousin who was pretty well connected called Ibrahim. Ibrahim was angry that Malvin bullied his younger cousin so with a bunch of boys, Ibrahim found Malvin and told him to apologise. Malvin believing that he was in the right side and ignoring the fact he was outnumbered 30 to 1 refused. Ibrahim gave him one last chance to apologise but since Malvin refused the first time, Ibrahim told him to get on his knees this time and say sorry. Once again Malvin refused. Then with extreme velocity Ibrahim swung his arm around and punched Malvin in the face. Malvin lost some teeth and now looks somewhat like Happyhobo. So the moral of this story is: if you have a big ego, you better have a big dental plan. Congratulations, you just wasted 2 minutes of your life listening to a useless story.

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These last few years leading up to our current time, Happyhobo has been doing some travelling around the US where he has met some wonderful people and some not so wonderful people. These days, you will find Happyhobo not doing anything productive for humanity and talking in third person.

#happy hobo would like to thank his loyal readers(stalkers). Im also working on something new that will be unveiled soon!

All about happyhobo

Now its getting personnal so readers, today, i will reveal all about me! But wait, why so serious? its no fun if i just give you the facts. Instead, I'm going to riddle this post with riddles so stalkers will have to go to extra effort to find me.

Happyhobo was born on the same day as Rachel Bilson from the OC.(only famous person i could find.) Happyhobo's dad was a electric technician who later proceeded to sue a condom company-this however is not relevant here OK? Happyhobo's mother was a ninja who is very good at math. The result of a electrician and a ninja spawned a Happyhobo as noted in Einstein's theory of "how to generate a Happyhobo".

Happyhobo moved to a new country where there are lots of dangerous cute animals such as the cuddly koala that really have deadly sharp claws and kangaroos. Due to the cuteness of kangaroos, Happyhobo in his youth thought it would be fun to approach one and feed it. The result was being chased by a kangaroo and getting kicked by something of the same height.

Since the tender age, Happyhobo always showed signs of being "different." The use of the word different is a kind analogy, using a more descriptive word-"stupid" would be more relevant. Once during a game of hide and seek, the opponent hid behind Happyhobo and chanted "come find me."Being the intelligent person happy hobo is,Happyhobo began a fruitless quest in finding a person hidden behind him never once bothering to look back.

Happyhobo was also scared of water. Happyhobo's father tried to man Happyhobo up and told Happyhobo a story about how he had learnt swimming.-"Son, when i was your age, somebody kicked me into a lake and i learnt how to swim." To this, happy hobo relied"i don't think he was trying to teach you how to swim...." Despite years of swimming lessons, Happyhobo never learnt how to swim until one day at the beach. A fin protruded from the water and the theme music from Jaws started playing. Panic everywhere but that didn't affect Happyhobo, because for now, Happyhobo was swimming faster than Michael Phelps.

To be continued........

Progress in Life

Caption: You must be able to do this by 20 years of age.

I realised there is no standard on how and what you should have done in life by the time you reach certain ages so HappyHobo is going to provide you with some guidance on how to live life.(Why am i talking in third person?)

Age 0 to 1 years-Get born. If you get stuck-your most likely going to become overweight in life. Be able to repeat these simple steps:eat,sleep,poop,repeat.

Age 1-5 years- Learn the basics of humanity such as talking, walking, pooping in civilised places etc etc. Also learn basic human interaction skills and how to have a fit at the shopping mall in order to obtain candy or toys.

Age 5-10 years-bum around. Don't really have to accomplish anything in life.

Age 10-15 years- Begin puberty and growth spurt. If you began before this time, then good for you. choose a class that is going to stick with you till you reach 20. Eg.emo,goth,fag,jock etc etc.

Age 15-20 years-Mature and learn the benefits of alcohol and partying.

Age 20-25 years-More bumming around. decide what you want to do in life but still stick to alcohol and partying. If you have not lost you virginity by the end of this time span. Please find prostitute or become a monk.

Age 25-40 years- Get a real job instead of working at some fast food outlet. Can finally have sex without the condom for "procreation" purposes.

Age 40 - 50 years- Suffer mid life crisis. Learn benefits of Viagra.

Age 50 -70 years-Get old. If you are staying young, there is a problem and go see doctor. Start hating young people and begin using the phrase "back in my days".

Age 70-80 years-Prepare to die or die.

Age 80-100 years: Still not dead?

100+years:Crap, just sit there and rot slowly? Congratulations on making high score list.

Transformers 2 review

Well, recently my social life got reactivated, only for one day though so me and a few other humans went to see what all the hype was about with the new Transformers movie. After spending 150 minutes and at the cost of $15.50 aud. I must say the movie has had a profound impact upon me. First thing i noticed was after hearing all the sound effects, i couldn't communicate with my friends effectively and had to resort to hand signals, during the movie a old man left abruptly and my guess was all the sound effects must have triggered a flashback of nam. so war veterans beware! Transformers 2 is a real man manly male movie. It includes everything a man(normal male) can want-hot girls,hot cars and lots of action. the movie is however devoid of a plot but who cares, its big robots pounding each other! Watching Transformers 2 has definitely increased my muscle mass, testosterone levels and penis size. No movie gets more manly than Transformers. Society should use this movie to turn homos(aka-"metro sexual","skinny males","manbags") into real testosterone pumped gorillas, i think one of my friends grew a beard and had hair in places never seen before!. Straight after watching Transformers, we went to play lazer tag and what can i say-i kicked butt. I nearly melee a guy in the face as it was a natural response from playing too much video games. I should have also brought a knife as it is a well known fact that you run faster with a knife.