Internet Adventure Last part

So the end of the journey has arrived. the last bit is to email facebook username:redninjaman. He/it/she says that, well email redninjamanyou lazy bums and find out yourself. On a side note. New blog posts coming soon!

Happyhobo's Guide to the World: Korea

Being an educational blog, Happyhobo will teach you about the countries that make up our world. The first country on the list is none other than Korea!

North Korea

North Korea is located north of South Korea. Its also home to Kim Jong IL who is known for his advertisements in hair products and also running the country though mainly for the hair. The Capital Pyongyang (means vagina in Korean) is a huge metropolis. North Korea opposes global warming so during night time, the good citizens of North Korea turn of their lights in an attempt to save penguins in Antarctica. Recently, North Korea have developed a nuclear bomb and sticky taped it to a missle thus the name taepodong (taped penis). North Korea has only one industry in its economy-the glorification of Kim jong il. 99.9% of the population is employed in this industry which involves building great statues of kim Jon Il and waving colourful flags. During World War 3, North Korea bombed a place called Pearl harbor causing the Australians to retaliate. Recently, North Korea agreed to abandon its nuclear program if America gives it candy.
South Korea

Unlike their brothers from North Korea, South Korea came into existence when the Berlin War was built thus seperating the two into different countries. South Korea is more modernised then North Korea. Its national sport is Starcraft and military strategies are developed according to Starcraft. Excellent military strategist from South korea are hired by countries all over the world. South Korea like America's own South is where all the hillbillies and rednecks are. These people are know as Samurais. Samurai's spend their days using swords to fight each other instead of guns and eating alot so they can get fat and wrestle each other. The national currency for South korea is Vespene Gas and Minerals. Contary to popular belief, kimchi is not a South Korean dish, rather its a Japanese dish. The real national dish of South Korea is kebabs.

The next logical step is to tell a fellow Korean you know all about their country! Coming up next time in Happyhobo's guide to the world: United States of America.

End of the world!!!!!

Caption: RAWWWR im hungry and i want to eat the earth !!

According to a article written by a notable newspaper. A group of scientist are planning to build a black hole within earth with some super duper machine from the future. That was the non scientific explanation. If you wanted that even simpler, it means:

WE ARE F$#%ed!

The scientist prepare to recreate the big bang with a mini black hole but other scientists argue that the black whole can grow bigger and eat the whole earth inside out! That means in nine days when they do the experiment-the world could end! Talk about a crappy way to end humanity! Rather than asteroid collision or alien invasion, mankind becomes extinct because a bunch of nerds forgot to add h2O to the equation.

So what now? In nine days, the world could very much end. What to do in nine days to make up for a lifetime? Well first on my list is obviously to get laid. Even god would laugh at me if i make it up to heaven a virgin! Next, i am going to eat as much chocolate and ice cream as possible(better hope the world does end!). Finally i guess i would want to sleep a lot too. Some people say you can sleep all you want when your dead but when your dead and you wake up, do you get morning wood? That's right, I thought no.

Well fellow readers, i guess this could be my final post! I want to say i love you guys...alot....in a sexual way.....only if your female though..... Stay tuned for more info?