Shaving the mane off the Lion

I have done it, "I cut the mane off the lion", "deforested the amazon".My lucious pubes have all been shaved off. Now my penor looks like a monk. I gotta say, there are many advantages to shaving my pubes which i will outline below.

1. Increased visual penis size: shaving my pubes definately makes my penis look bigger. Increased ego.

2. Prevented a pubic revolution: Had i let my pubes continue growing, sooner or later my pubes would have overtaken and overthrown my penis. This is due to the fact that i have straight pubes. What has the world come to if penis hair is longer then the actual penis!

3.  Save money on shampoo: When i wash my hair, i also wash my pubes to keep it in its own lucious glory. Now that its gone, i save money on shampoo. Wait, am i the only one that shampoos my pubes?

That is all. Very random but thought i'd let you guys know.........

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Internet Adventure Last part

So the end of the journey has arrived. the last bit is to email facebook username:redninjaman. He/it/she says that, well email redninjamanyou lazy bums and find out yourself. On a side note. New blog posts coming soon!

Internet Adventure Part 3

Alright, the truth is nigh! I discovered the fetish in the picture was ninjas- was hoping to see boobies but severely let down (you had to highlight the picture in internet explorer). I just got this message after sending the email..

Congratulations Mr Hobo on finding the second clue. Your last clue lies in "Vietnam". Mirrors reveal what others cannot see. What has a penis and 2 testicles?

After you have discovered the last word, combine that with all three words discovered before to find the facebook username. Send me this message and i will reply to you:
"What are you playing?"

Happyhobo's guide to the world: China

Set to become the next world superpower, China was formed when a giant chicken got squashed by god's almighty fist. China domination of the world is becoming more and more evident as Chinese restaurants are sprouting up everywhere- the military strategy for world domination is simple; feed the world lots of Chinese food, get everyone fat; therefore easier to shoot!

Instead of condoms, China has a one child policy which means if your child is "retarded or really short", you may have another "retarded or really short child" of equal value. However, you may not have 2 children of average quality. All these rules are made by China's communist government; Communist China means that even while taking a sh*t, it better look like Mao Ze Dong or else your branded a traitor to the motherland!!!

Pirates of the Caribbean look like pansies when compared to Chinese pirates. In China, everything has been pirated including your genitals. That means somewhere on an Asian market, there is a replica of your genitals-exact copy with all the warts and stranded pubes, and there is an Asian lady yelling CHEAP CHEAP next to it.

All famous landmarks, people, places are named in a very simple and efficient manner. One just drops the ring of keys and a name is generated. National past times of China include doing math, farming gold on online video games, doing kung fu and catching flies with chopsticks(not a urban myth).

If you read this sentence and everything above is blank, it means the communist government has censored this article and your a fag. Next time in happy hobo’s guide to the world -Egypt!