Thursday, April 8, 2010

Blog Critic

So doing a google scan today I discovered my blog has been critiqued on a website called dozenblogs.com. I don't take critique very well so in true critique fashion I will do a website review on their website.

It's hard to choose the worst of all the blog ranking websites out there but we went by category and this one we feel falls best under the category"When your a poofter and you feel the need to make an opinion that no one gives a fuck about except the person you are criticizing who is mentally unstable and may hunt you down and kick your ass.".

website address: http://www.dozenblogs.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=863&catid=47

Innovation 1/10
Not very special. Just another blog ranking website. Not original idea. We're so bored we're turning  pitch black.This website is boring and half if it makes too much sense but no one gives a fuck.  It's copycat  websites  like this that make us believe that websites should be a privilege and not a right.

Navigation: 1/10
There's too much to navigate here and the site is cluttered with spam so points for that.  It literally feels like you're looking at a sunken ship except there is spam all over it and a twitter logo that is burnt to your eye.  If you enjoy looking at sunken ships, then this website is perfect for your intellectual advancement.

Profile: -5/10
Hot or not? There is a youtube video embedded onto the site with a presenter who i presume is the owner. The owner looks like a dirty person, and the video is obviously amateur; made with no professionalism despite its obvious intent. Sticky taping the "sign content is king" proves that the owner ripped off someone else's catchphrase to supplement his/her/it own greed.

LoL Factor: 2/10
If you stare at the twitter logo that follows your screen for awhile. You may start laughing.

Weird Factor: 0/10
"But not weird in a funny way - weird in a pathetic way."
As quoted from website-is he making fun of people who are weird? weird people are people too you heartless sizzledick. 

Social Options: 0/10
He has dozens of friends I'm sure. Everything is organized into dozens. All his website reviews are dozen numerical wise. Pathetic weird.

Fun Factor: 0/10
Follow these steps to ensure maximum fun
1:Start Blog
2. Get rated
3.Take owner to court for defamation and being a ugly cunt
4.Enjoy benefits


Multimedia Options:0/10
So much colours is likely to freeze older computers and induce epilepsy on innocent people.

Overall rated a floppy website-like that of a old man. Thank you have a great day.