Caption: RAWWWR im hungry and i want to eat the earth !!According to a article written by a notable newspaper. A group of scientist are planning to build a black hole within earth with some super duper machine from the future. That was the non scientific explanation. If you wanted that even simpler, it means:
WE ARE F$#%ed!
The scientist prepare to recreate the big bang with a mini black hole but other scientists argue that the black whole can grow bigger and eat the whole earth inside out! That means in nine days when they do the experiment-the world could end! Talk about a crappy way to end humanity! Rather than asteroid collision or alien invasion, mankind becomes extinct because a bunch of nerds forgot to add h2O to the equation.
So what now? In nine days, the world could very much end. What to do in nine days to make up for a lifetime? Well first on my list is obviously to get laid. Even god would laugh at me if i make it up to heaven a virgin! Next, i am going to eat as much chocolate and ice cream as possible(better hope the world does end!). Finally i guess i would want to sleep a lot too. Some people say you can sleep all you want when your dead but when your dead and you wake up, do you get morning wood? That's right, I thought no.
Well fellow readers, i guess this could be my final post! I want to say i love you guys...alot....in a sexual way.....only if your female though..... Stay tuned for more info?
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