Masturbation For Guys 101

Well, today readers, I will share with you enlightened knowledge. The art of masturbation (for a guy). Masturbation is a taboo subject but people don't know masturbation stops rape, aids and criminal behaviour. Having masturbated the majority of my life-I can call myself somewhat of an expert. Masturbation involves technique, timing and precise movements to achieve the ultimate goal. Since many people are doing it wrong and suffering penis damage-consider your penises saved after reading this post.
We begin with the basics. In order to masturbate-one must first be warmed up. To do this watch some porn or sniff some panties imported from Japan. When you finished warming up, you should be "in heat." This means your penis should be theoretically erect and warm. If penis is not in position; you’re warming up wrong.
SECRET TECHNIQUE-if your not warmed up adequately, consider stroking your nipples and pulling your balls. Penis should be at horizontal or above in height to your body. (90degrees). Use Pythagoras theorem to make sure. As a last resort, jump up and down and your penis should be boucing up and down. this helps get blood into your penis despite clogging problems you may be experiencing.

Here at Happyhobo's blog, we do not condone the use of legal substances for you to gain an unfair advantage so that means substances such as Viagra are frowned upon.

Now, progress by placing dominant hand over penis-similar to how one would hold a racquet. Grip strength should be around 80% of your maximum power. Move hand up to the shaft and then slide down while maintaining grip power. Repeat process at controlled speeds gradually increasing in speed until you reach orgasm. How to tell if you reached orgasm? When love juice is released. If you’re not releasing love juice, then show some more love.

I-masturbation black belt will now teach you advanced masturbation techniques. Who says the mission should be over after just ONE orgasm? SECRET TECHNIQUE-in order to achieve multiple orgasm, begin stimulation as soon as first orgasm is complete to make sure you don't lose your form after all that hard work warming up.(hold erection) Now, at the base of penis(where it connects to body) hold the two sides with your thumb and first finger(non-masturbating hand). When you’re ready to orgasm rub or press down the top of the base of penis. (The face that faces you and where pubic hair is). Orgasm number 2! If done correctly, one should be "shooting blanks" after a few orgasms. Note: Penis may twitch after consecutive orgasms but this is normal and it means it’s fatigued.

One more SECRET TECHNIQUE: to avoid ejaculation, press up on the area between the legs (underneath your balls) and surprise! (this practice may result in you needing a plumber)
Last SECRET TECHNIQUE: stand on your toes after first orgasm or unfurl your toes. then try to push your abdomen foreward. you should be able to come quicker.
Be wary of injuries though. Like athletics, professional masturbation requires one to outperform the bodies limitations. Injuries vary. One of my friends masturbated so much he started bleeding. Watch out for friction burns so apply lubricant when possible.
So now you know how to masturbate, what are you waiting for? Why are you still looking at this post????