My Resume

Dear Sir or Madam,
My name is Happy Hobo and would like to apply for whatever job you have on offer. Please find my attached resume and i look forward to hearing from you.

yours truly
Happy Hobo IIIVIII

      Resume for HappyHobo

Name: Happy "Sparemesomechange" Hobo

Sex: never

Nationality: Jedi

Address: on the streets

Phone Number: 911

email: hotmale@hotmail.com

Objective:
To become Overlord of the Galaxy.

Education and training:

2000-2006- Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft

2006-2010- University Of Harvard Princeton New York (Location: India)

- Major: League Baseball

-Minor: Only had one DUI and "one minor" infringency for public indecency.

Working Experience:
Last Week:  Self Employed

Duties included patting myself on the back and giving myself pay rises.

Some time last month: Shop Assistant
Responsibilities included checking customers out.

A long time ago: Took a career break to mourn the loss my favourite pair of socks.

I can't remember if i did this job or not.
Duties include checking old people to see if they have died or not. Cleaning vegetable people.

Skills:                              

Attention to detail.
Attention to detail.
Can convince people for sexual favours.
I can type without looking at the keybard.
I have skills that will take your breath away.
Burp in rapid succession.

Special Achievements and awards:
I failed school with reasonable high grades.
I came 3rd out of a class of 4.

References:
God

Will this help me get the job?