My name is Happy Hobo and would like to apply for whatever job you have on offer. Please find my attached resume and i look forward to hearing from you.
yours truly
Happy Hobo IIIVIII
Resume for HappyHobo
Name: Happy "Sparemesomechange" Hobo
Sex: never
Nationality: Jedi
Address: on the streets
Phone Number: 911
email: hotmale@hotmail.com
Objective:
To become Overlord of the Galaxy.
Education and training:
2000-2006- Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft
2006-2010- University Of Harvard Princeton New York (Location: India)
- Major: League Baseball
-Minor: Only had one DUI and "one minor" infringency for public indecency.
Working Experience:
Last Week: Self Employed
Duties included patting myself on the back and giving myself pay rises.
Some time last month: Shop Assistant
Responsibilities included checking customers out.
A long time ago: Took a career break to mourn the loss my favourite pair of socks.
I can't remember if i did this job or not.
Duties include checking old people to see if they have died or not. Cleaning vegetable people.
Skills:
Last Week: Self Employed
Duties included patting myself on the back and giving myself pay rises.
Some time last month: Shop Assistant
Responsibilities included checking customers out.
A long time ago: Took a career break to mourn the loss my favourite pair of socks.
I can't remember if i did this job or not.
Duties include checking old people to see if they have died or not. Cleaning vegetable people.
Skills:
Attention to detail.
Attention to detail.
Can convince people for sexual favours.
I can type without looking at the keybard.
I have skills that will take your breath away.
Burp in rapid succession.
Special Achievements and awards:
I failed school with reasonable high grades.
I came 3rd out of a class of 4.
References:
God
Attention to detail.
Can convince people for sexual favours.
I can type without looking at the keybard.
I have skills that will take your breath away.
Burp in rapid succession.
Special Achievements and awards:
I failed school with reasonable high grades.
I came 3rd out of a class of 4.
References:
God
Will this help me get the job?