Most Burgers Eaten In One Sitting:
6 burgers- 2 Double layered Cheeseburgers plus four normal cheeseburgers. Ate dinner at 6 that night but got hungry after watching 300 at 8 and went on to consume 6 burgers plus a coke and a packet of chips. Heart attack here I come.
Most Pizza Consumed in One Sitting.
1 large Papa John's pizza by myself. Just to give international readers a idea of how big an American pizza is. The large Pizza in Australia is only considered a medium pizza in the US. Reason i consumed it was not out of hunger but because a fagot friend of mine got a misplaced order and didn't get his pizza so everyone gave him a slice. I didn't because I am a cheap ass and wanted to teach him a lesson so i consumed it all just to not look bad.
Most constipated diet
When I was working at a camp, we just got fed carbohydrates to keep us fed and full instead of providing nutrients. So as you can imagine, we went into labour and anal hemorrhaging everyday at 7am.
Favourite Place to Eat
I perform best in Chinese buffets eating an average of 3-4 full plates and the maximum being 5 plates. The secret is to not eat the fried food at the start in order to maximise stomach storage and don't drink water as fried food + water = expansion.
Most food consumed in one sitting
Consumption is as follows:
2 large bowls of rice.
1 bowl of dumpling
5 chicken drumsticks
1/4 kg of various meats
2 plates of vegetables
i cereal bowl of icecream
1 plate of desert.
Need to use toilet now. Catch yall later...........
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