Here is a list of shit to do in the 2010. And its pronounced two thousand and ten; not 20 10 ok?
1. Remove dead thing stuck in gutters thats been stinking up the whole backyard.
2. Find belly button.
3. Get a real girlfriend thats not made up of five fingers and a palm.
4. Cut down on icecream consumption.
5. Take up a new habit instead of drinking.....maybe smoking?
6. Have healthy non retarded children.
7. Save up money for sex toys.
8. Learn to drive non video game style.
9. Have fun
10. Stay alive and don't get stabbed.
These are my new years resolution. Happy Hobo's blog is currently undergoing poor time management and will try his best to post new blog entries.
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