Monday, March 29, 2010

Vegetarian Debate

Today, the most epic battle between man and man was fought. The history of mankind will never be the same again after my debate with my inbred retard friend. The debate was over-"is an egg meat?"

My friend’s girlfriend’s sister is a vegetarian but she eats eggs based on the concept that an egg is not meat (not fertilised) and that she is just eating the chicken's period. My debate was that the yolk is an embryo that has potential to become a chicken and she is consuming meat so she is a sick fuck like the rest of us. Face it; we love a freshly cooked chicken embryo when we wake up in the morning mixed with some cow ribs. What a way to start the day!

Now that we are on vegans, first of all, All the people of homosexual origins who don't eat meat and cry when people say "your a vegan" when you specify "I'm a a vegetarian and there is a difference"; here is a simple solution to avoid confusion, why don't you just call yourself a fagot?.

Eating vegetables is scientifically proven to turn one into a homosexual with bad body odour and rainbow coloured poo. Back in the Vietnam War when soldiers were stranded in the middle of the mountain with no source of food-who came back as a war veteran? Not the hippies. It was the guys that cannibalised and therefore survived.

Ben Grylls or other survival expert never eat grass. His always eating animal carcasses and insects so it is obvious that vegan’s is pure bullshit invented by homosexuals that had small assholes and couldn't take a penis in their ass so they resorted to eating vegetables as a way to gain attention and receive acceptance from their peers.

Now go to your nearest farm and take a bite out of a pig,horse or farmers daughter dammit.