Halloween is coming up! its time to dress up,stock up on candy and organise dental appointments. For pedophiles and serial killers, it means its time to refuel the van,stock up on candy and wear whatever your wearing now-happy trick and treating!
Ive only been through one American Halloween in my life and already, Ive noticed a scam in the making. First, you've got the adults trick and treating with infants in strollers, not only are they not dressed up-as if a baby is going to dig into rock hard candy when it hasn't even got teeth yet. So i wonder where all the candy goes, oh wait, obese mum, of course. pregnancy is over lady, what you eat ain't going to a baby no more. Next is the "outstanding costumes". Here is dialect i exchanged with a kid:
"hi, what are you meant to be?"
"im a playa, word"
"player? what do you play?"
"look brah, don't hate the playa, hate the game."
"alright alright, take the candy, here take my wallet too."
Oh yeah, i got tricked by a player no pun intended. Last but not least is the worst thing about Halloween-crappy candy. Aldi candy and No Frills is not real candy okay? Sure you save money by buying in bulk and able to sustain the whole night but giving diarrhoea and aids to children is not the spirit of Halloween!
Well, have a great Halloween and hope you have such a frightful night you shit yourself.
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