Does erotic literature turn you on? My story will make Viagra obsolete.
Maria, waited by the window. John's car still has not turned up. He has been late for the third time this month. Was work really that busy? They'd been married for 5 years next January yet lately, Maria couldn't help but notice the flagging love in their relationship.
Maria checked herself out in the mirror, she had nice breasts, not too big not too small. Except for a tiny few strands of hair on her left breast nipple, her breasts were porn star quality. Her pubic hair was carefully trimmed, Maria even dyed it rainbow coloured last week. Her huge tattoo on her right butt cheek which should read "if you can see this,your f^cked" but cellulite has taken over and it now read"you see this f^ck". Maria stroked her hair, and it began snowing. Looks like its time to take care of the dandruff Maria thought. A true goddess yet her man seems to think it was not enough. The sound of her husbands car approached the driveway. Sighing, Maria went to greet her husband.
The next day, Maria's best friend Anita Cocke came to visit. Now Anita has been single for as long as Maria can remember. Maria always tried to introduce Anita to new men but Anita's slightly lopsided eyes and a nose that would make Owen Wilson jealous was a hard sell for men. Chatting away, the conversation gradually turned to sex life.
"OMG I'm so horny, i haven't had sex in like forever!"-Maria exclaimed.
"lets have sex so the male audience reading this will get a boner and masturbate."-Anita said.
"what lesbian sex?, but I'm not gay!"-Maria was astounded, "we are also best friends!"
Anita sighed, "oh well, its come to this" with those words, Anita reached into her handbag and pulled out a dildo."JUST F$%^ING have sex with me or ill dildo slap you!!!......sorry, its just that happyhobo really pressured me into doing this and if i don't, he said he will falcon punch my ovaries. "
"Very well" said a resigned Maria, "lets do this to save your potentially ugly offspring."
Maria edged closer to Anita, their faces coming together..........
Continued in part two
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