Maria could smell Anita's breath, as slowly, their plump lips pressed towards each other. Kissing like hardcore lesbians at a Mardi Gra party when suddenly Maria broke off the kiss. "Why you looking away?"Maria said angrily "when you kiss, you look people in the eye, am i that ugly?" "I have a medical condition remember?" came the awkward reply, "oh yeah sorry...." They resumed the kiss. By this time now, both of them were hot and passionate embracing each other. Maria began thrashing her tongue deep into Anita's mouth. *choke. Anita barfed all over the floor.
"WTF was that? that's not cool."Anita cried while cleaning the last drops of vomit from her mouth
Maria was confused, "i thought deep tongue kissing was erotic?"
"Well i have a shallow mouth, Jesus, that was like a snake or a reptile or something...."
"I'm sorry, look lets just get to the orgasm part okay?"
"Fine."
Both of them began undressing.
They looked at each other naked and the feeling of lust overcame them. Anita raced towards Maria and began grabbing any body part she could as she passionately kissed them. Maria bent down and looked at Anita's pubic region but, instead she discovered a rain forest. She could even hear frogs chirping.
"whoa, there is no way i am going anywhere near that thing unless Rambo accompanies me. Damn women you never heard of shaving?"
"Jeez, it was a long winter okay? fine, if you don't do it, ill do yours. I like rainbow flavoured skittles." Anita bent down and progressed slowly towards the rainbow when the fish market landed in the room.
"OMGAWSH! whats that smell? are you cooking fish for dinner?" Anita quipped
"wha..? oh yeah, I'm cooking fish...fish of course...fish."
"it shall smells like fish really bad, all this fish smell is making me hungry." Anita stood up and began sniffing the place in search of fish like a bear.
"Hungry, you not horny anymore? what about your ovaries?"
"its okay Maria I'm sure happy hobo is joking, besides, his not a real person hahaha."
The two had a wonderful lunch of fish and chips and by nighttime Anita was dressed and gone.
As Anita walked down the street, she ran into a homeless man. The homeless man looked up and smiled, he had teeth missing.
"Oh no!, oh no, I'm so-"
Witnesses, say what they'd seen was definitely paranormal. A homeless guy raised his fist and light shone from his hand, he then punched the victim in the stomach and two egg like sacs flew out of the victims body. Police are still looking for the perpetrator.
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