Hey, welcome to my blog! My names Rhett and i have a rage problem, i have attended numerous anger managment classes but they only made me more angry, sometimes i get horny when i get angry but that is not relevant here. The point is, im pissed and my shrink recommended i write things down to vent my fury. Little things in life pee me off and makes my nipples tingle. I will update this blog everyday as a way for free therapy. Excuse any spelling errors because when i get angry my hands shake and tingling nipples are not a very good sensation to be experiencing.
It's been 4 minutes since i started this blog and already my nipples are tingling. Here i am trying to make a blog about anger and i reach the template page, guess what? its a freaking communist swtting! there is only a few designs that i can choose. So let me see, black...nope thats for emo's. Squares and Circle designs mmmmm let me think, is this a freaking math class???? so what options am i left with? Only one left, and that is pink. I guess since its closest to red and red symbolises anger?. Ok now im here writing and somethings wrong with the page, javascript isn't loading or something and the page keeps on flickering and reloading. What the hell is java script?, last time i checked java was something you get at starbucks! Anyways,gotta go boxing now so im sure something will pee me off at the gym.
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Does reading this blog give you a erection? Do you get warm and fuzzy when you think about this blog? Do you spend time aside during the day just so you can visit this blog? Has you IQ dropped significantly after being exposed to this blog?
http://www.kbabslive.com/ will cure all your problems, in fact, kbabslive has so much goodiness that reading it 5minutes a day is scientifically proven to prolong life and cure erectile dysfunction.
http://stickmanunlimited.blogspot.com/ will not do anything useful.
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IMPORTANT:This is a legal disclaimer that "disclaims" the author of this blog from any injuries,sexual diseases,orgasms, and generally any misfortune suffered by the reader of this blog. I mean why would you blame me anyways? Any bad misfortune suffered is nature's fault therefore take your anger out on it. OWNERSHIP OF MATERIALS: This material came from my brain, if you are interested in copying me, don't bother, i will sell you my brain-the original source. Cheap Cheap bargain!U.S. Government:Under code UB6Ib9,wait, im not even American? but yeah under that code, if your name starts with Osama and ends with Bin Laden, then please report yourself to your local American consulate, theres been a problem with your social security number. TRADEMARK INFORMATION:You want to trade my mark? All material and views come directly from me and is my own. All pictures and images may not be mine and if you are the owner and don't like your picture here, please contact me. SUMMARY: DONT SUE ME . Also, this disclaimer is a real legal disclaimer-i swear.