Having just got back from the US, i got to say, my plane trip sucked. Not only was the food horrendous, there was no pillows etc etc etc. However all that did not matter, the worst thing that i just couldn't get over was the fact that all the flight attendants were old enough to be my grandma. What happened to the good ole days when men enjoyed the service of young pretty flight attendants, when men used to ask if they can have their nuts warmed, roasted not toasted. When the appealing perfume waifed into our noses as she walked down the aisle. Apparently the recession must have forced the airplane companies to make huge budgets cuts. Here is a list of the flight attendents on my plane.
-One guy that was obviously gay kept on bragging about his wife-he is so deep in the closet he can see Narnia. Age:35+
-A guy kept on making lame jokes everytime he was serving food. Age:35+
-Old women that had a musky cat smell. Age 60+
-Old women that walked funny. Age 60+
-Old women that looked like she can fall apart any moment. Age:500+
The plane was full of them!!!! Maybe i will take a boat next time but then again we all know about sailors.
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