Scientific fact-people who drive slowly also have slow brains. That makes me think-what if they really are zombies? What if the grandpa driving at slow speeds already has a expired birth certificate?
Proof 1-You see a slow driver, you can't overtake them so what do you do? You use an arsenal of profanities yet what happens? No response. Zombies are known to not make any response to sounds as they are deaf.
Proof 2-The driver has a concentrated stare-a daze type of look,why? zombies are stupid period.
Proof 3-OK I'm struggling here, but the above two mentioned proofs should be enough to convince you. Stop questioning my observations OK? I'm trying to save you here.
Proof 3-OK I'm struggling here, but the above two mentioned proofs should be enough to convince you. Stop questioning my observations OK? I'm trying to save you here.
So in conclusion,next time you see a slow driver,get out your shotgun and take off its head. I mean,if you cant drive at human speeds, you are either a zombie or a wimp,either way you deserve to get you head taken off.
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