Recently i got the chance to explore the little documented and explored place called the Chinese buffet. There i was able to observe one of the most eluded creatures on earth-able to take human form and convince people that they are human-the morbidly obese. I have finally after years of research found the morbidly obese's watering hole and feeding ground. With plenty sources for food and shelter from the weather, the morbidly obese have found a good place to reside. With no natural predators, they have reproduced at outstanding rates. My research has concluded the humans were once genetically related to the morbidly obese, i saw a human at the Chinese buffet, it was trying to feed on the kunpow chicken that a morbidly obese was trying to feed on too, with one look of the beady eyes, the human scampered off leaving the morbidly obese to feast on its prey. This has led me to the conclusion that the morbidly obese are superior hunters and have natural built defenses that ward off other predators. I actually came in contact with one as it slowly lumbered towards me. It made a sound that sounded like human speech but definitely was not. Here is a transcript."huff huff, are you done huff huff here huff huff?" Being human, i scampered off as the morbidly obese are known to attack humans if provoked.
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