Getting a girlfriend is like getting a computer. For all you computer savvy out there, happy hobo is going to help you find the perfect girlfriend based on your daily needs.
When choosing a girlfriend, you must decide what you need her for; will she be a gaming girlfriend for social playing? Maybe a working girlfriend needed for job related tasks? She might just be a home girlfriend doing everyday tasks. Below is a set of minimum specifications needed to help you choose the perfect girlfriend.
Gaming Girlfriend
Manufacturer: Satan
Model: Gaming A100
Processor Speed: Single core 1 GHz (gaming girlfriends do not require high thinking speed as it makes it easier for you to trick them and they probably won’t remember it.)
Memory: 2mb (See above)
DVD/CD-drive: 1000x CD 500x DVD (all gaming girlfriends are good for. Require fast drive for your pleasure. Obviously DVD is slower because it’s smaller and probably will hurt the gaming computer. Make sure she cleans her DVD drive before you stick it in.)
Storage: 80 GB (Does not have enough space for baby. Can only store basic programs aka jizz etc)
Audio: Sound card +subwoofers (for audio pleasure)
Ports and misc items: 2xpower storage, 1 USB port, eye candy LCD screen.
Software and operation system: Vista, partying v3.0, sleeping v3.0, eating v3.0, sexytime v3.0
Overall Summary: Gaming girlfriends are only good for one thing-gaming. Other than that, it is just a waste of power and money as the gaming computer is known to be very expensive to maintain.
Work Girlfriend
Manufacturer: God
Model: Working A100
Processor speed: Quad Core core 6 GHz (working girlfriends require high thinking speeds in order to be productive.)
Memory: 8 GB (Must be able to multi task in order to be successful)
DVD/CD-drive: 4x CD 0x DVD (Working girlfriends do not come with a DVD drive. Basic CD drive is very slow)
Storage: 160 GB (Has space for baby though not recommended as it can slow working computer down. Can store useful programs and other stuff needed for your working needs)
Audio: Sound card (basic sound)
Ports and misc items: 2xpower storage, 1 USB port, (USB port is known not to recept to incoming signals)
Software and operation system: XP, sleeping v1.0, eating v1.0, office v3.0.
Overall Summary: Working girlfriends are very productive. Despite its productivity, the user may find it hard to engage in social gaming activities. Working computers come usually come with warranty (degrees and diplomas) so you can be sure your getting your value's worth.
Home Girlfriend
Manufacturer: Oprah Winfrey
Model: Home b1000
Processor speed: Dual core 1.8 GHz (Need average thinking power in order to complete daily tasks. Can lower thinking speed if you wish to get another girlfriend.)
Memory: 1 GB (See above)
DVD/CD-drive: 50x CD 50x DVD (cd drive is good for basic "burning and copying files". DVD drive may move fast if you’re lucky and you ask nicely)
Storage: 500GB (Can store everything you need. Able to store multiple babies)
Audio: nothing (for your safety, sound card has been removed to avoid nagging)
Ports and misc items: 2xpower storage, 1 USB port.
Software and operation system: Linux, Cleaning v3.0, Super Cleaner V3.0, Super cooker V8.0
Overall Summary: Home girlfriend is known to contract viruses is left home alone for extended periods of time.
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