Latest news - Michael Jackson has died! -
Now this is not the first time that Jackson has reportedly died. So fans don't be heartbroken yet. NO official statement has been confirmed, however if you read the article-it all sounds pretty official now unlike like the ones you get from gossip magazines-"Anorexic Nicole Ritchie FAT???" which i wonder why they always sound startled, maybe all magazine editors are nervous wrecks who are easily startled. Anyways back to Jackson, this just came in so Ive just woken up to facebook with people writing RIP Jackson. I however don't see why everyone is so sad that his dead, at least now, we can see live performances of Thriller without need of makeup. Practically thinking-why did he need all those costumes to cover his identity, maybe he was a zombie in disguise! Jackson's death now leaves many questions to be answered-
1. Who will Eminem rap about now?
2. What happens to his comeback tour?
3. Where will orphans and children who wont be missed go now?
4. Why is there a mole on my right butt cheek?
Only time can answer these questions though i have a solution to number two-wouldn't it be ironic if they turned Netherland ranch into a holiday resort for abused children-sorry couldn't resist that one.
Now this is not the first time that Jackson has reportedly died. So fans don't be heartbroken yet. NO official statement has been confirmed, however if you read the article-it all sounds pretty official now unlike like the ones you get from gossip magazines-"Anorexic Nicole Ritchie FAT???" which i wonder why they always sound startled, maybe all magazine editors are nervous wrecks who are easily startled. Anyways back to Jackson, this just came in so Ive just woken up to facebook with people writing RIP Jackson. I however don't see why everyone is so sad that his dead, at least now, we can see live performances of Thriller without need of makeup. Practically thinking-why did he need all those costumes to cover his identity, maybe he was a zombie in disguise! Jackson's death now leaves many questions to be answered-
1. Who will Eminem rap about now?
2. What happens to his comeback tour?
3. Where will orphans and children who wont be missed go now?
4. Why is there a mole on my right butt cheek?
Only time can answer these questions though i have a solution to number two-wouldn't it be ironic if they turned Netherland ranch into a holiday resort for abused children-sorry couldn't resist that one.
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